Don't look now...
...But Bush's approval ratings are rising significantly.
Do you think it's possible that those ink-stained fingers and smiling Iraqi faces may have had something to do with it? Nah. It's a quagmire, remember? It's the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, vietnam-redux, blood for oil, mess, mistake, lie, betraaaaaayal of our country, plaaaaaaaying on our feeeeaaaars manipulation, remember?
Here's a good trivia question coming soon to a Trivial Pursuit near you:
What Democratic candidate did George W. Bush defeat in the 2004 presidential election?...(cue derisive humming of Jeopardy theme)... Mondale...?...No wait...oh, Duka...wait...Gore...it was Gore...no wait...Howard Dea...n? Wait...wait...it was the guy married to that crazy woman...Kerry! John Kerry!
Do you think it's possible that those ink-stained fingers and smiling Iraqi faces may have had something to do with it? Nah. It's a quagmire, remember? It's the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, vietnam-redux, blood for oil, mess, mistake, lie, betraaaaaayal of our country, plaaaaaaaying on our feeeeaaaars manipulation, remember?
Here's a good trivia question coming soon to a Trivial Pursuit near you:
What Democratic candidate did George W. Bush defeat in the 2004 presidential election?...(cue derisive humming of Jeopardy theme)... Mondale...?...No wait...oh, Duka...wait...Gore...it was Gore...no wait...Howard Dea...n? Wait...wait...it was the guy married to that crazy woman...Kerry! John Kerry!
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The fact that we have not seen, nor heard, Theresa Heinz Kerry since election day might be the greatest collateral consequence of this election.
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