Oh, Canada, we'll spare E.T. for thee

So it turns out that former Canadian Minister of Defense Paul Hellyer had this to say back in September:

"They took me off into a separate room; I seen 'em takin' different people off; different ones of us off in separate rooms and put me on a big white table and uh the guy that took me in there - to examine me I guess - he probed me and then I was in there I bet more than three or four hours, in that room, being probed and at one time or another these different ones of 'em came in, four or five or six of 'em at different times, and all of 'em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it's a funny thing - it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I - find I have no feelings in my buttocks."

Okay. Okay. He didn't really say that. That was a classic quote from an alien abductee in the movie Waiting For Guffman.

But he wasn't far from it, however, when he did say this.

Kinda makes ya glad Canada ain't runnin' things, don't it?