Today is 


   "A word to the wise ain't necessary --  
          it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
					-Bill Cosby

Tuesday, February 06, 2007


I want to be an astronaut

To the powers that be at NASA I must ask: Who goofed? I've got to know!

Excerpt:

Nowak -- who was a mission specialist on a Space Shuttle Discovery flight last summer -- was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show.

In light of this story, it's a mercy these people didn't apply for astronaut training:

I want to be an astronaut

I want to be an astronaut

I want to be an astronaut

I want to be an astronaut

I want to be an astronaut

I want to be an astronaut

posted by Wonderdog | 12:57 AM | Permalink | 6 comments

6 Comments:

Blogger stewdog said...

I read that jaw dropping article in the Times this morning. I was all set to blog on it when the Dog of Wonder beat me to it. Truth is stranger than fiction. I see a Movie Of The Week here.

February 06, 2007 10:09 AM  
Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Yeah, I saw this news, too. Now, I just want to know where to get some of those astro-diapers. I need them for marathon blogging.

No more pajamas for me...

Jeffery Hodges

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February 07, 2007 3:24 PM  
Blogger stewdog said...

To paraphrase (ok steal) from the final speech in Bridges At Toko-Ri. . "Where do we get such women"?

My wife SAYS she loves me, but would she drive 10 hours in a diaper to whack her rival for my affections? (No honey. . wait. . no. . there is no rival. I was speaking euphamistically. . please stop. . put that gun away. . .)

February 07, 2007 3:54 PM  
Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Good to hear that your wife deeply loves you, Stewdog.

Stewdog. Stewdog? Hey STEWDOG!

omigod...

Jeffery Hodges

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February 07, 2007 5:26 PM  
Blogger stewdog said...

Stewdog reporting from the afterlife. There IS a heaven and there IS a hell. I'm hanging on the cusp right now and need your prayers.

February 08, 2007 11:14 AM  
Blogger Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

The "cusp"? I thought that purgatory was bigger than that.

Anyway, I'll be happy to pray that you receive a very thorough purgation.

If the purgatives don't work, you can look forward to this.

Or maybe to this.

Jeffery Hodges

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February 08, 2007 11:33 AM  

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