I don't know about you, but . . .
Faithful reader Conservative in Virginia has sent along this news quiz about the names that various celebrities have given their children. Apparently, celebrities these days don't actually have children. They have license plates, puppies, comic book characters, and, in some instances, pieces of fruit.
They're infecting the rest of us, too. I've met far too many Dakotas, Brooklyns, and Montanas in recent years. We mere mortals haven't yet graduated from names of cities and states to pieces of fruit, but I suspect that by the time we do start naming our children Apple, Gwynnie will have to distinguish herself by naming her next two children Joseph and Mary.
For the benefit of our celebrity betters, I have compiled a brief list of suggested children's names that will shine in bright relief against the drab ordinariness of bourgeois nomenclature:
Bo Bo Cody
That last is actually the name of one of my beloved childhood stuffed animals. I was reluctant to part with it, on the remote chance that Sadeeq and I decide to bring one more little advertisement for our own uniqueness into the world, but I think Brangelina deserves it more than we do.