If At First You Don't Succeed

Let's see, New York Times, your first hit piece on McCain, with sexual innuendo and suggestions of professional impropriety, didn't stick. What to do? What to do? I got it. We'll run a piece suggesting that since he was born in the Canal Zone, he isn't constitutionally qualified to become president. Yeah! That's the ticket. We endorse him and then do everything in our power to disqualify him!