The rapist champ and the murdering dictator
You just can't make this stuff up. It appears Mike Tyson has paid his respects to Mao Zedong's remains. Here's Iron Mike on visiting the communist dictator's mausoleum:
"I felt really insignificant next to the remains of Chairman Mao."
Of course you did, Mike. All you've contributed to the world's moral decline is a rape and some scant obscene and abusive behavior. How can that compare to Mao's 80 million murders?
I really love the way this piece ends:
Tyson's Beijing pilgrimage followed a visit to Shanghai to promote a new night club.
"Hey honey? What's say we venture out tonight, dodge a few tanks and head to Tyson's club, 'The People's Republic of Hip Hop?'"
"I felt really insignificant next to the remains of Chairman Mao."
Of course you did, Mike. All you've contributed to the world's moral decline is a rape and some scant obscene and abusive behavior. How can that compare to Mao's 80 million murders?
I really love the way this piece ends:
Tyson's Beijing pilgrimage followed a visit to Shanghai to promote a new night club.
"Hey honey? What's say we venture out tonight, dodge a few tanks and head to Tyson's club, 'The People's Republic of Hip Hop?'"
posted by Wonderdog | 12:04 AM | Permalink
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WD, I propose a change in the title to:
"Murdering Dictators and the Rapist Champ Who Loves Them"
That is, assuming Iron Mike also admires Stalin, Castro, et al.
Zacarias Moussaoui eligible for death? Drat. Another step before deciding.
Maybe we're being too hard on Mike, CIV. After all, he did tattoo his face so he can't be all that bad.
Moussaoui eligible for death and soon to be eligible for 72 virgins.
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